Zoo visitor: What’s the new
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell
You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do
No. They can’t afford the admission.
A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out
cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said
expectantly. “What bus should I take
home?” the boy finished.
Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my
Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
elephants walking over the
hill towards him wearing
Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!