Ethnic jokes
“Where’s your pencil, Bud?” the teacher
asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.
“I
ain’t got one, Sir.”
“You’re in England.now, Bud. Not ain’t,
haven’t. I haven’t got a
pencil. You haven’t got a pencil. They
haven’t got a pencil.”
“Gee!” said Bud. “Pop said things were tough in
this country, but I
didn’t know pencils were so hard to come by.”
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