Farmer jokes
A farmer
was interviewing a young man for
the job of assistant farmhand.
`You’ll need to be fit,’ said
the farmer. `Have you ever had any
illnesses? Any
accidents?’
‘No, sir,’ replied the young man proudly. `But you’re on crutches.
You must have had an accident!’ said the farmer.
`Oh, the
crutches!’ said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week.
But
that wasn’t an accident! He did it on purpose!’
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