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Mom, I’m pregnant!

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told her I was joking. Some people just don’t appreciate a good joke…
Category:Festival Jokes

Trick or Treat

I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld
Category:Funny Jokes

Surgery

I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they’re out of there-Charlie Viracola
Category:Funny Jokes

HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Category:Funny Jokes

Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin
Category:Funny Jokes