What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
Category:Men Jokes

8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being ‘just friends’ 4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? 3. Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there. 2. I don’t care if it’s on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.1. Hey, pull my finger!
Category:Women Jokes

German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem. Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.
Category:Animal World

Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: “I am very good in bed”. That is Direct Marketing.You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very pretty girl. One of your friends approaches her and tells her: “That guy over there is very good in bed”. That is Advertising.You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You ask for her phone number. The following day you call her and tell her: “I am very good in bed”. That is Telemarketing .You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You recognize her, you approach her and refresh her memory by telling her: “Do you remember how good I am in bed?” That is Customer Relationship Management. You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You get up, fix your tie, pour her a drink, open the door for her, pick up her bag when it falls and you tell her: “I am very good in bed”. That is Public Relations.You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. She approaches you and tells you: “I heard you are very good in bed”. That is BRANDING!!
Category:At Work

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, “How long are you having a sexual relationship?” “Years,I tell you years” she replied. ” Thats no answer, you have to specify howlong has he intimated with you.” “I don’t know exactly, its average, aboutsix inches”
Category:Blonds