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Category:Drunk Jokes

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like a pint of blood.” The second vampire says,”I’d like a pint of blood, too.” Then the third vampire says,”I’d like a pint a plasma.” Then the bartender says,”OK, so let me get this straight, you want two bloods and a blood light?”
Category:Drunk Jokes

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?” The guy says, “You would be drinking fast if you had what I had.” The bartender says, “What do you have?” The guy says, “75 cents.”
Category:Drunk Jokes

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” makeup.7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh!”6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”5. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to disco!.”4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.3. Uses slang expression: “Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain’t listening.”2. Was recently pulled over for “driving under the influence of cottage cheese.”1. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.
Category:Free Jokes