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A woman called and said, “I need to fly to
Pepsi-Cola
on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to
fly to
Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah,
whatever.”
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Stewardess”
“Yes, Sir?” “I want to
complain about this airline. Every time I
fly, I get the same seat, I
can’t see the in-flight movie and there are
no windows blinds so I
can’t sleep.” “Captain, shut up and land the
plane.”
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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
there was huge rush
and the security guard told him, “Wait Please.”

To which Laloo replied, “65 kgs,” and moved on.
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After an overnight flight to meet my father
at
his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at
Rhein-Main
Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all
under age 11.
Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the
cramped
customs area. A young customs official watched our
entourage in disbelief,
”Ma’am,” he said, ”do all these children
and this luggage
belong to you?”

”Yes, sir,” my
mother said with a sigh, ”they’re all
mine.”

The
customs agent began his interrogation: ”Ma’am, do you have any

weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?”

”Sir,” she calmly answered, ”if I’d had any of those items, I

would have used them by now.”
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“I’ve never flown before, said the

nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t

you?
“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left

anyone up there yet!”
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