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During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
Category:Blonde Jokes

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola
Category:Festival Jokes

A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
Category:Festival Jokes

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Category:Free Jokes

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they’re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe that the internal combustion Engine is the root of all evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we’ll all die.” God thinks for a second and says, “Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left.” God then addresses Bill Clinton. “Bill, what do you believe in?” Bill Clinton replies, “Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things, and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people’s pain, but not inhaling.” God thinks for a second and says, “Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.” God then addresses Bill Gates. “Bill Gates, what do you believe in?” Bill Gates said, “I believe you’re in my chair.”
Category:Science Jokes