Funny Jokes – Clean Jokes – Joke of The Day

Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Category:Animal Jokes

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don’t shine.He dropped the horse’s tail,stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.”Hold on there, Mister,” said the sheriff.”Did I just see what I think I saw?”"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.”"And that cures them?” the Sheriff asked.”Nope, but it keeps me from lick’en ‘em.”
Category:Drunk Jokes

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: How do blonde brain cells die?A: Alone. Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?A: Nothing, they never met.Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can’t fetch a beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes?A: Because the blondes couldn’t manage it either. Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A: A Golden retriever! Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny for your thoughts? A: Change! Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know which day of the week it is. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week! Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted. Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted! Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A: They both have a black box. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant. Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?A: She threw out all the W’s
Category:Blonde Jokes

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
Category:Festival Jokes