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An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indian says to the bartender, “Me want Lager!”The bartender says, “Sure, Chief, coming right up.” He then serves the Indian atall glass of Tennents Lager. The Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun. He then walks out.Five days later, the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other.He struts up to the bar and tells the bartender, “Me want beer!”The bartender says, “Whoa there Chief, we’re still cleaning up from the last time you were here… What was that allabout, anyway?” he asked.The Indian explained, “Me training for job as government employee. Drink beer, shoot the shit, disappear for a few days, thencome back and see if somebody else has cleaned up the mess me left behind…..”
Category:Political Jokes

Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Category:Practical Jokes

my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake the killing spray and to spray on the cockroach.she took the spray and turned to me and said,”THIS SPRAY IS ONLY TO KILL THE MUSQUITOS,” andhow can it works for the cockroach,I said to her. “Don’t show the lable to the cockroach”
Category:Practical Jokes

During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race. when he reachedthe finishing line, me and my friends went towish him. I told him “Jhon u made it and u provedthat u can win the race too.” but Jhon insteadshouted at me and said ” WHO LET THE DOG BESIDE ME”
Category:Practical Jokes

Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work.”The boss says:”You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.”2 hours later Bob calls:”Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I’ll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.”
Category:Sex Jokes