A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!
Category:Animal Jokes
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Difference between a cat and a dog… 0
Do Elephants Ever Forget? 0
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
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Daylight savings time 0
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She went around the house and set allthe clocks to 9:25 or so, then ran frantically intohis room, and woke him up yelling “John! John! Youoverslept!” He was just about out the door before shebroke down and let him in on the joke.
Category:Festival Jokes
drunk guy and the nun 0
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt.Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn’t move.So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. “Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?”
Category:Drunk Jokes
