http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net CleanFunnyJokes.net bring you best joke of the day and big jokes database,featuring blonde jokes,practical jokes,kids jokes,festival jokes and more. Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net/9-elephants-and-cell-phones.html http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net/9-elephants-and-cell-phones.html#comments Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000 admin Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
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]]> http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net/21-elephant-sex.html/feed 0 http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net/79-even-more-blonde-q-and-as.html http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net/79-even-more-blonde-q-and-as.html#comments Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000 admin Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. Q: What do blondes say after sex? A: “Are you boys all in the same band?”Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?A: Because she’s been laid all over the country. Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex ? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A: She drops her nail-file Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?A: Data transfer.Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?A: A wine cellar. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?A: Peroxide. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
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]]> http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net/132-escalators.html/feed 0 http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net/133-environment.html http://www.cleanfunnyjokes.net/133-environment.html#comments Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000 admin The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. “Pollution? It’s those damn trees.”Jay Leno
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