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A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, “This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?” The guy says, “Well damn! You got no ears man!” So the boss yells, “Get out!” The second candidate comes in, and the boss says, “This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?” The guy says, “That’s easy, you got no ears!” So the boss says, “Get out!” As the second candidate leaves he sees the third candidate about to go in and says, “The boss has no ears so don’t say anything about them, cause he is really sensitive about it.” So the third candidate goes in and the boss says, “This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What do you notice about me?” The guy says, “Your wearing contacts!”And the boss says, “Yeah, how did you know?” So the guy replies, “Well darn, you can’t wear glasses cause you ain’t got no ears.”
Category:Men Jokes

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses heron the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us.Be strong, honey. I love you.”To which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.Be strong, honey, I love you, too.”
Category:Sex Jokes

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all your crose.”The woman did as she was told.”Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.” Again,The woman did as she was instructed.Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So she did..Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look ed zachary like your ass.
Category:Women Jokes

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.
Category:Animal World

What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Category:Animal World