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Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove elephant.3. Insert giraffe.4. Close door.How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?The door won’t close.How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?There’ll be one waiting outside in the Mini.How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?By the footprints in the butter.
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Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.
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Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
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Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him “lunch”.
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Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
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