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What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!
Category:Animal World

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book – Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book – The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.The American book – How to Make Bigger And Better ElephantsThe Japanese book – How to Make Smaller And Cheaper ElephantsThe Greek book – How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of MoneyThe Finnish book – What Do Elephants Think about Finnish PeopleThe German book – A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.The Icelandic book – Defrosting an ElephantThe Swiss book – Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His ElephantsThe Canadian book – Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?The Swedish book – How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
Category:Animal World

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says “Ok, old fellow, time to retire.” The old rooster says “You can’t handle all these chickens….look at what it did to me!” The young rooster replies, “Now, don’t give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike.” The old rooster says, “Aw, c’mon…..just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won’t bother you.” The young rooster says, “Scram! Beat it! You’re washed up! I’m taking over!” So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, “I’ll tell you what, young fellow, I’ll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop.” The young rooster says, “You know I’m going to beat you, old man, just to be fair, I’m even going to give you a head start.” They line up in back of the farm house, get a chicken to cluck “Go!” and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what’s going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! he blows the young rooster to bits. He sadly shakes his head and says “Dammit, third gay rooster I bought this week!”
Category:Animal World

Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the American the job.”Murphy: “And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the job!”Manager: “We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.”Murphy: “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?”Manager: “Simple. The American put down on question # 5, ‘I don’t know.’ You put down ‘Neither do I.’”
Category:At Work

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.’s.
Category:Celebrities