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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300.” “Easy, Dad,” the boy replied. “I earned it hiking.” “Come on,” the father said. “Tell me the truth.” “That is the truth,” the boy replied. “Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He’d give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!”
Category:Children

A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted. At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the back of the class. She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, “oh miss, oh miss!” with his arm pumping.”Yes, Johnny, what is it?” she asked, trying to remain calm. Little Johnny stood up and proclaimed to the class, “at our house, we have everything.”"Don’t be silly,” the teacher replied, “not even the richest man has everything.”"We do,” he answered, “My daddy said so the other day.”"Now, why would your father say such a thing?” she asked.”Well, my fifteen year old sister came home with her skinhead boyfriend, and told poppa she was pregnant. That’s when my dad said “God, that’s all we needed.”
Category:Children

Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E,A,R. Then to use it in a sentence he pretended to take a big hit off a joint and then while pretending to have his lungs full of smoke he predended to pass the joint to little Suzy and said “Ear”
Category:Children

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican President?
Category:Ethnic

English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the flight attendants will be serving cocktails and refreshments momentarily, so just sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight, we’ll be arriving atour destination in 20 minutes, and I expect no delays. Enjoy the rest of your flight. Ebonics: Ebonia Airlines Dis be yo’ main man, we be chillin at tray-five -o, if you be flexin get up off yo ass and shake that thang, my homey be killin the man’s opression if you wanna smoke chronic, just hang loose blood, them bitches be cruizin on up with some forty-ounce 8-ball, so stop trippin and sit your ass back down, we be in the hood in no time afterall, i be bumpin switches all da’ way. Peace out!
Category:Ethnic