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A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry.”Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, “Let’s see. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry!!!”
Category:Children

The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters “ILU” written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises her hand. Well sweetie, what does “ILU” mean? The little girl replies, “I love you.”The teacher says, “Isn’t that sweet,” and continues with class. The next day the teacher finds a banana on her desk with the letters “YAS” written on it. The teacher asks who left and what does it mean. A little white boy raises his hand and says, “It means, You are special.” “Thank you sweetheart”, the teacher says.The following day, the teacher walks in to find a watermelon with the letters “FUCK” written on it. The enraged teacher asks who left it and if they know what that means. A little black girl raises her hand and cheerfully says, “Yes maam, I left it. It means, from us colored kids!”.
Category:Children

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn’t do my homework!
Category:Children

An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. “How did that happen?” gasped her mother.”It wasn’t easy,” admitted her daughter, “but three girls helped mecatch him.
Category:Children

Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operatedflawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled manyother valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirableprograms such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs andHouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail.–Desperate***************************************Dear Desperate,Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0is an operating system. Try to enter the command: “C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVEDME” and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can causeHusband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create “Snoring Loudly” wavefiles.DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. Insummary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memoryand cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additionalsoftware to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 andLingerie 5.3.–Tech Support
Category:Science Jokes