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The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. “I don’t understand why you girls can’t understand the male sex organ. You’ve had it pounded into you all semester!”
Category:Dirty Jokes

A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, “So, where y’all from?” The Wisconsin girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, “So, where y’all from, bitch?”
Category:Funny Jokes

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.”Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the night”.”We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.”The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.The girl leans over and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”He leans over to her and says, “You never told me that your father was a pharmacist.”
Category:Men Jokes

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.”"That notion is ridiculous!” mocked George Jr. “It doesn’t matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!”
Category:Political Jokes

George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.”Dubya,” said his PR guy, “We’ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.”"It’s true,” replied Bush, “but it isn’t my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose.”
Category:Political Jokes