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Why do primates do so
well in show
biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!
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A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across a deer eating grass in a
clearing. The gorilla
roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer
replied,
‘Oh, you are, Master.’

The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he
came across a zebra drinking at
a water hole. The gorilla roared,
‘Who is the king of the jungle?’
and the zebra replied, ‘Oh, you
are, Master.’

The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across
an elephant. ‘Who
is the king of the jungle?’ he roared.

With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on

him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, ‘Okay,

okay, there’s no need to get mad just because you don’t know the

answer.’
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:
They have big fingers.
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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece

of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla.
(griller)!
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