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Hunting jokes
Two hunters went moose
hunting every
winter without success. Finally, they came up with a
fool-proof plan.
They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the
mating
call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure
the bull, then come out of
the costume and shoot the bull. They set
themselves up on the edge of a
clearing, donned their costume, and
began to give the moose love call.
Before long, their call was
answered as a bull came crashing out of the
forest and into the
clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said,
“Okay, lets get
out and get him.”
After a moment that seemed
like an eternity, the guy in the back
shouted, “The zipper is
stuck! What are we going to do!?”
The guy in the front says, “Well,
I don’t know how about you but I’m
going to start nibbling
grass.”
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Hunting jokes
What does the lion say to his
friends
before they go out hunting for food ?
‘Let us prey.’
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Hunting jokes
A young reporter went to a retirement home to
interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the
old man to
tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the
jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native
gunbearer was
behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen
leaped onto the
path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only
to find the native
had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a
mighty ROARRRR! I soiled
myself.”
The reporter said, “Under
those circumstances anyone would have done
the same.”
The old
explorer said, “No, not then – just now when I went
‘ROARRRR!’”
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Hunting jokes
A couple of hunters from Prague are out
hunting, and an emormous
bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of
the hunters.
Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive,
trapped in the belly of the
grizzly.
The other hunter runs back to
town and organizes a rescue party which
heads back to the woods
armed with torches, guns, spears, etc.
Soon they spot two bears on
the horizon and everybody starts shooting
at the bear that’s
closest to them.
“No, not that one,” shouts the surviving hunter,
“That’s the
female.”
“The Czech is in the male.”
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