Archive for the ‘Funny Jokes List J’ Category
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, “Lady, – I haven’t eaten in three days.” “Force yourself” she replied.
Category:Ethnic
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is notconsidered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
Category:Ethnic
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Category:Ethnic
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving an affair with his secretary.”"I don’t believe it for one minute !” Marie snapped.”You’re just saying that to make me jealous !!!”
Category:Relationships
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local bar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hear about his wedding night.Jake says, “Well, when we got to the hotel, my youngest son carried me up the stairs, undressed me, and lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so’s me and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three of my sons came upstairs and lifted me off of her.”The bartender says, “Why did it take three sons to get you off?”Jake says, “I fought ‘em.”
Category:Sex