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John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, “This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago.”John: “Hmm… Susan? about 3 months ago?”Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party you tookme home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. Youtold me I was a good sport.”John: “Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?”Susan: “I’m pregnant and I’m going to kill myself.”John: “Say, you ARE a good sport.”
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Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when he realized he’d left his plane ticket on top of his dresser. He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietlyentered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee.She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached out, and squeezed her left tit.”Leave only one quart of milk,” she said. “Jon won’t be here for breakfast tomorrow.”
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected onthat magical evening 25 years ago, the wife askedthe husband, “When you first saw my naked body infront of you, what was going through your mind?”The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuckyour brains out, and suck your tits dry.”Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are youthinking now?”He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”
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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!” she screamed.”Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”
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John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, “See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!”John replies, “Well, that’s fine, Pastor. But I can’t bring her over hereexcept on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”
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