Funny Jokes – Clean Jokes – Joke of The Day

Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you learn anything in history class?
Category:Funny Jokes

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they’re doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.
Category:Relationships

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration – that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. “Gladly,” responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at once to the “appreciation” column. There he read: “The minister extends his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given.”
Category:Religion

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix somedrinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on themantel.He picks it up and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in. He says,”What’s this?”She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.”He turns beat red in horror and goes, “Oh, well, er…I…”She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.”
Category:Practical Jokes