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“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned his head away, saying, “Of course not.How can I? I’m your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn’teven be lying here making love.”
Category:Sex

Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Lets have lunch sometime…Sent by jim
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Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly recall … actually I did once splash out on a dressfor her
Category:Politics

|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn’t seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a “burnout” in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him.Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. “Pete, it’s Joe. From high school. It’s sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself.”"I am,” whispered Pete. “I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don’t tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I really make my money.”
Category:Lawyer Jokes

|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they did not remember every single detail of an automobile accident. While the lawyer knew that no witness has a perfect memory, he had honed a skill in exploiting minor inconsistencies and lapses of memory in order to challenge the credibility of honest witnesses. After a series of scathing cross-examinations, he was looking forward to his examination of yet another witness.”Did you actually see the accident?” he asked.The witness responded with a polite, “Yes, sir.”"How far away were you when the accident happened?”"I was Thirty-four feet, seven and three quarters inches away from the point of collision.”"Thirty-four feet, seven and three quarter inches?” the lawyer asked, sarcastically, “Do you expect us to believe that your memory is so good, and your sense of distance is so precise, that months after the accident you can come into court and give that type of detail?”The witness was unphased. “Sir, I had a hunch that some obnoxious, know-it-all lawyer would ask me the distance, and would try to make it seem like I was lying if I could not give an exact answer. So I got a tape measure, and measured out the exact distance
Category:Lawyer Jokes