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|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!
Category:Children

What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!
Category:Free Jokes

|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring bear.”
Category:Marriage Jokes

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.Father: !!!??????!!!
Category:Parent Jokes

|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?WayneWayne who ? Wayne in a manger… ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?DonutDonut who ? Donut open till Christmas ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?OakhamOakham who ? Oakham all ye faithfull… ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?AveryAvery who ? Avery merry Christmas ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?HollyHolly who ? Holly-days are here again ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?RudolphRudolph who ? Money is the Rudolph of all evil ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?IglooIgloo who ? Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… ! Knock KnockWho’s there ?MaryMary who ? Mary Christmas !
Category:Festival Jokes