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Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, “Are you looking at my pussy?” “Yes, I’m sorry,” says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. “It’s quite alright,” replies the woman, “It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.” Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. “I can also make it wink,” says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. “Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?” Stunned, Joe replies, “Good grief! Can it whistle, too?”
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, “Ewww – what’s wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?” “I had tolio as a child,” he answered. “You mean polio?” she asked. “No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.” The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose. “What’s wrong with your knees?” She asked. “They’re all lumpy and deformed!” “As a child, I also had kneasles,” he explained. “You mean measles?” she asked. “No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.” The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. “Don’t tell me,” she said. “Let me guess.. Smallcox?”
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs. “No!” the blonde yelled back, “Scarf!”
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Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who’s there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here! Knock Knock Who’s there? Armenia! Armenia who? Armenia every word I say! Knock Knock Who’s there? Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men!
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