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Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway. I know he replied, I thought I saw her move!
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Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.
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Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
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My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out. “Oh, look at her, she’s precious,just like Mommy.” Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples – it ain’t leaving the house.
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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite…..one jar!
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