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Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression. “We estimate that throughout the world at any given moment several million people are getting a “general protection fault” or “illegal operation” warning. We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short advertising message along with it,” said Microsoft marketing director Nathan Mirror. The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with this advertising by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error messages.
Category:Science Jokes

A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl.”Really?” said the doctor. “You’re healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want a happy marriage, you should take in a boarder. Do you know what I mean?”The old man says, “OK, doc. I’ll think about it.” Six months later, the doctor sees the old man on the street. He asks him how his new marriage is working out.”Great doc! In fact, my wife is pregnant.”The doctor nods knowlingly and says, “So you took my advice and took in a boarder?”The old man winked and said, “Yep. And she’s pregnant too!”
Category:Dirty Jokes

Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Category:Free Jokes

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Category:Funny Jokes

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the regular kind”, replied Tommy.
Category:Lawyer Jokes