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Now thats lazy!

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
Category:Science Jokes

Nun on the Bus

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. “Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen and I must have sex with you.” he says. “I’m sorry but I’ve given my body to God.” she replies and then leaves. Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says “I know a way you can get her in the sack.” The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he’s going to get some. The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says “Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you.” She replies “Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass.” The guy figures this isn’t a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, “Surprise I’m the guy on the bus.” With that the nun turns around and says, “Surprise I’m the bus driver.”
Category:Dirty Jokes

never forget a face

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000

I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Category:Funny Jokes

New scientific element : MAN

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000

Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Category:Men Jokes

New Ruling

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:00:00 +0000

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation’s capitol.There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Category:Political Jokes