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Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. “The old fool,” she thought, “I knew I should have left them in the basement!”
Category:Lawyer Jokes
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush…
Category:Political Jokes
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Category:Travel Jokes
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse’s confidence with some cheese and then took him next door. The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Sheppard. The man, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery. He rushed home and woke up his wife but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket. “Don’t be afraid, darling,” said the man. “Wait until I tell you about this.” “Get out of here!” cried his wife. “And take that sex maniac with you!”
Category:Animal World
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle,killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly a couple ofpark rangers happen to find him at that moment, andarrested him for killing an endangered species.At court, he plead innocent to the charges against himclaiming that if he didn’t eat the bald eagle he wouldhave died from starvation. The judge ruled in his favor.In the judges closing statement he asked the man, “Iwould like you to tell me something before I let you go.I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it.What did it taste like?” The man answered, “Well,it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and aspotted owl.”
Category:Animal World