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On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane.. About 30minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shakingand quivering. ‘Are you OK, sir?’ asked the stew? ‘Yes, I’m fine.’ said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again.. ‘Are you sure you’re alright sir?’ ‘Yes.’ said the man, ‘but I have a confession to make. I didn’t have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants.’ ‘Whats wrong?’ asked the stew, ‘Is he not house broken?’ ‘No, that’s not the problem. The problem is he’s not weaned yet!’
Category:Animal World

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.”Whatcha doin?” he asked. Mongo replies, “My goldfish died and I’m burying him.”"That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain’t it?” asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, “That’s because he’s inside your fuckin’ cat!’
Category:Animal World

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was athermous. What does the thermous do? It keeps hot things hotand cold things cold. So she bought one. The blonde brought it towork one day and the blondes boss who also is a blonde said whatis that thing? It is a thermous the first blonde said. What doesit do? Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. What do you havein it? I have coffee and a popcycle in it.Sent by Tom
Category:Blonds

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay.”Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?” says mom.Timmy replies, “Because his dick tasted like shit!”
Category:Children

Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays he’ll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS.Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when theirmother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, “Ah, Hell, I’ll havesome Fruit Loops.”Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on hischair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-oldand says, “What are you going to have?” He replies, “I don’t know, butyou can bet your ass it ain’t gonna be Fruit Loops.”
Category:Children