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One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks,”Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?” “Of course, Son, we’re a family.” So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. “Hang on Dad!”, cries Billy, “this is where me and the mailman usually falls off!”
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.”A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, “The big sissy.”
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One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says “That’s a penis,and my father has twoof them”. The teacher looks surprised and asks “What do you mean,two?”DirtyJohnny responds,”A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth.”
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Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume shewent into the family room to show her family they were impressed.Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sabre,and your parrot onyour shoulder,and look you even have a neat sack to carry your booty,butwhere are your buccaneers?Says Mary, my buccaneers are under my buccanhat!
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One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch hiswonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.The father did everything he could think of to do but the baby wouldn’tstop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take theinfant to the doctor. After the doctor listened to the father all thathe had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examinethe baby’s ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he undidthe diaper, he finds that the diaper is indeed full. “Here’s theproblem”, the Dr. says. “He needs a change.” The father is veryperplexed, ” But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs!”
Category:Children