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A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner

one night. The waiter tells them the night’s special is chicken

almondine and fresh fish.
“The chicken sounds good; I’ll have
that,” the woman says.
The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he
asks.
“Oh, he’ll have the fish,” she replies.
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Sign at restaurant reads:
Eat here diet
home
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An American tourist was lunching in a
restaurant
in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained
each dish as
he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the
duck; this the
leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.”
Then came the
dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited
for the explanation.
Silence. “Well?” he finally asked, “What’s
this?” The waiter
replied, “It’s a friend of duck.”
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