Archive for the ‘Funny Jokes List R’ Category
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Category:Practical Jokes
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll. Watch this!”
Category:Redneck Jokes
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign still on it.
Category:Redneck Jokes
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
Category:Redneck Jokes
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically… so he asked his dad.His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.He went and asked and came back and said, “She said yes”.”Well”, said the dad, “Go ask your sister the same question.”He did and came back and said, “She said yes.”And the dad said, “Now go ask your brother the same thing.”He did and came back and said, “He said yes too!”And the dad said, “Well hypothetically we’re sitting on three million dollars, realistically we’re living with 2 whores and a fag!
Category:Sex Jokes