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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty !” shouted Mary. The teacher said, “Very good!” and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”, but Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary. The teacher said, “Very good!” and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!” The Teacher fainted.
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Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. “You’ll never get that worm back in his hole,” said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch.After a few sprays, the worm was as stiff as a board and Billy was able to slide him back into the earth.”Billy! You’re a genius,” exclaimed grampa. He hugged Billy, gave him a dollar out of his pocket, grabbed the starch, and ran inside.Thirty minutes later, grampa comes back out smiling. He gives Billy another dollar. “Grampa,” said the boy, “You already gave me a dollar.”"No,” replied grampa, “That dollar’s from grandma!”
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What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
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A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is alotted to him.The man gets an S, and chooses to give his impromptu lecture on Sex. Coming home and reporting to his wife, he chickens out and says that he spoke about Sailing.The next day, his wife meets a club member who says her hubby gave a very good lecture last night -hawhawhaw. Wife: “That’s strange, I must say. He has only done it twice. The first time he got sick, and the second time he lost his hat.”
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It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !
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