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There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, ”You don’t scare me I am married to your sister!”’
Category:Women Jokes

THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open wide.”THE HAIR DRESSER because he says “Do you want them teased or blown?”THE MILKMAN because he says “Do you want it in the back or in the front?”THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says “Once it’s in you’ll love it.”THE BANKER because he says “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”
Category:Women Jokes

First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Category:Animal World

Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.
Category:Animal World

Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal in the world does this.Johnny’s hand shoots up. “Not correct, Miss!” he says.”Please explain, Johnny,” replies the teacher.”Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbours’ Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went “ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!”, and before he could say “FUCK OFF!”, the dog ate him!”
Category:Animal World