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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, “I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.”, and poof her wish was granted.The redhead said, “I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.”, and poof her wish was granted.Then the blond said, “I wish my friends were here with me.”
Category:Blonde Jokes

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
Category:Festival Jokes

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale
Category:Festival Jokes

10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun getting into Hell.7. You can’t fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in Hell.5. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.4. People smile in Hell.3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.2. You know there are hot men in Hell.1. You wouldn’t tell a friend to go to college.
Category:Free Jokes

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd… LOL…the chicken goes …LOL…Moo!LOL(why would a chicken say moo!?!) ….
Category:Free Jokes