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TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It’s the new math 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don’t Need to Know What’s Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC — and Mathematics As Well 4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really 3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point? 1.9999103517 We’re Looking for a Few Good Flaws0.9999999998 The Errata Inside
Category:Science Jokes
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.the man says what the little girl says that between your legs the man says oh that well the thing that is standing is the bird the two things on the side are the eggs and the thing aroundit is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave so he can get some sun he falls asleep when he wakes up there are peramedics around himhe asked what happen the peramedic said ask the little girl the old man calls her over what happen the little girl said when you wentto sleep I tryed to make the bird fly I pulled and pulled but he got big and spit at me so I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnd the nest.
Category:Dirty Jokes
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.
Category:Dirty Jokes
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”"What did you do?” the other nuns asked.”Well, of course I threw them in the trash,” she replied.The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!”"Oh my!” gasped the other nuns. “What did you do?” they asked.”I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.The third nun fainted.
Category:Dirty Jokes
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, “There was a man in the convent last night.” 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee.The head nun goes on, “We found a condom in the garden.” Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goeshee hee hee.The head nun continues “There was a hole in that condom.” 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.
Category:Dirty Jokes