Funny Jokes – Clean Jokes – Joke of The Day

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” She says, “That’s not creative enough.” Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”
Category:Drunk Jokes

A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is this a joke?”
Category:Drunk Jokes

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.”What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. He responds, “I’ll take the Mexican.”
Category:Free Jokes

whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes…
Category:Free Jokes