Archive for the ‘Funny Jokes List W’ Category
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with “A man one told me ….”
Category:Women Jokes
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
Category:Women Jokes
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
Category:Women Jokes
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. “My God Henry”, she screams, “I know you’ve had other woman but this time you’ve gone too far!” “You may be right” he says, “I think I’m stuck.”
Category:Animal World
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes you seven min. to get hard in boiling water. 4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys. 5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.
Category:Animal World