1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in. 5. You can’t remember your second cup. 6. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug. 7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house. 8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. 9. You don’t sweat — you percolate. 10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
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You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
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She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
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You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
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