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Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
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A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I have always wanted to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes.”St. Peter, “I can’t answer that question…but see God walking around over there? Ask him.” Zebra to God, “God, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”God looks at the zebra sagely and states, “You are what you are.”Frustrated, the zebra returns to St. Peter.What did He say,” asks S.P.”Oh,,” replies the zebra. “He just said, ‘You are what you are,’ and I still don’t know whether I’m black with white stripes or white with black stripes.”"Oh, that’s easy,” says S.P. “You are white with black stripes.”"How do you know?” asks the zebra. “Well,” says S.P., “if you were black with white stripes he would have said ‘you is what you is.’”
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Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen.So she went to her doctor and told him what was going on. She thought that maybe there was a problem with her.The doctor told her he would give her a complete exam. He told her to undress and get up on the table, so she did.He told her to open her mouth and he checked it. Then he asked her to get down from the table and bend over. He then said to the lady, “I know what your problem is, you have zactly.”The lady then asked, “What is zactly?” The doctor said, “Lady your mouth smells zactly like your butt!”
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This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, “Give me one with everything”.So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it, puts it in his cash register and shuts the door.The Buddhist says, “Wait, where’s my change?”The vender replies, “Change must come from within”.
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
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