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Q: How
many Arians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t
afraid of the dark.
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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.

(*smash*)
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that everything is energy
so…
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Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be
competing to be the
one to change the bulb and bring light to the
world.
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the

zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a

ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the
zoo. A
twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence
was forty
feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the
kangaroo, “How high
do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo said,
“About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the
gate at night!”
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