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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang

was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species.
In
surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those
books”?

“Well,” said the orang-utang, “I just wanted to know if I was
my
brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”
Category:Free Jokes

The manager of a large city
zoo was drafting a
letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his
computer and typed
the following sentence: “I would like to place an
order for two
mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”

He stared
at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he
deleted
the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: “I
would
like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your

earliest convenience.”

Again he stared at the screen, this time
focusing on the new word,
which seemed just as odd as the original
one. Finally, he deleted the whole
sentence and started all over.
“Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo
should be without a mongoose,” he
typed. “Please send us two of
them.”
Category:Free Jokes

Father and son standing outside the elephant’s
cage in the Moscow
Zoo. Father tells son, “If we stand around here
long enough, one of them
will throw some food at us.”
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A man went to work for a zoo
veterinarian.
“Look in the lion’s mouth,” the vet told him.
“How do I do that?” he
asked.
“Carefully,” replied the vet.
Category:Free Jokes

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a

lightbulb? A: Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop

asking me to do all your work for you? I’m, like, really totally
sick and
tired of you asking me questions.
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