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10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them ministers. The final test required them to all strip butt-naked and standin a row with little bells attached to their ding-dongs, facing a beautiful naked woman. Well, lo and behold one of the bells went off, but when it did, it fell to the ground. As soon as its owner bent over to pick it up, all the 9 remaining bells sounded at once.Yup. Nine more ordained priests added to the Catholic Church.
Category:Sex Jokes
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.”"I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.”The doctor says, “You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.”The man says, “You have a deal Doc.”Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.The doctor asks, “What happened”?The man answered, “Nobody showed up!”
Category:Sex Jokes
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being ‘just friends’ 4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? 3. Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there. 2. I don’t care if it’s on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.1. Hey, pull my finger!
Category:Women Jokes
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, “I drove my car into a ditch.”The second woman said, “I blew chunks.”The third woman said, “I burned down my house.” After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, “I guess I won,” and the second woman said, “You don’t understand, Chunks is my dog.”
Category:Women Jokes
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Category:Women Jokes