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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked
Jordan’s reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got
into the car and
left.

“So how was it?” Elaine asked when
they returned home.

“Great,” Little Jordan replied.

“Did you
and your father have a good time?” asked Elaine.

“Yeah, Daddy
especially liked it,” exclaimed Jordan, excitedly,
“especially when
one of the animals came racing home at 30 to
1!”
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What’s
the difference between a Northern zoo
and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the name of the
animal and the Latin name
underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the
name of the animal and a
recipe underneath.
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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came

face to face with a very fierce gorilla?

BERT: No, what
happened?

FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla
looked at me
and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came
closer and
closer . . .

BERT: What did you do?

FRED:
Oh, I’d had enough, so I moved on to the next cage.
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When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a

suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!
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What
did the Hollywood producer say to the
Apes in the zoo when they refused
to sign contracts to appear in his
new film?
Stop playing it cagey!
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