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There was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck
through
the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves

another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to

the state zoo for him.

The next day the original truck driver
arrives in town and sees the new
truck driver crossing the road
with 500 penguins walking in single file
behind him.

The
original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, “What’s
going on?
I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!”

The new
truck driver responds, “I did take them to the zoo. And I had
enough
money left over so now we’re going to see a movie.”
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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied,
“it was a total con! I saw
a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I
followed it and saw the monkeys.
Then I saw another sign that said To
The Bears, so I followed that and
saw the bears. But when I followed
a sign that said To the Exit, I
found myself out on the street.”
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Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History

Museum in New York. “Did you enjoy yourself?” asked her mother when
she
got home.
“Oh, yes,” replied Fred. “But it was funny going to
a dead
zoo.”
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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book

mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
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yo
mama’s teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, “i got
sunshine on a cloudy day”…..
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